Faucian

Exhibiting an intense degree of science denial. Having a hatred for science, facts, and mathematics. The propensity to become incensed at the mere sight of numbers.

The Flat Earthers have become so unhinged, it can now be said without qualification that they have reached Faucian levels of science denial.

by Objective-Reason Daddy December 4, 2021

Fauxland

A mix of "Faux" and "Poland".
A name for the country when someone claims to have emigrated there, but clearly hasn't.

Mark says he lives in Poland. He really lives in a bedsit in Birmingham. He's in Fauxland.

by Bertie Moo August 14, 2023

fauxbian

A fake lesbian. A woman masquerading as a lesbian with intent to either entice/lure men, or to look 'cool'.

"Look at her! She's such a fauxbian!"

by uk_goffs June 17, 2005

fauxlanthropist

A word describing somebody who gives off the impression that their actions are motivated by philanthropy, when in fact this perceived philanthropy is just a by-product of their actions which are motivated by personal objectives. The illusion of philanthropy is often pivotal in achieving these goals, such as the benefit it provides when applying for a job. These acts of fake philanthropy are merely a utensil to fulfil their internal agenda. The classic example being the case of voluntourism, where young people from middle class backgrounds volunteer in poverty-stricken areas, just so that they can put it on their CV (resume) or have a holiday; as opposed to any innate desire to help other people/contribute to charity.

Fauxlanphropist "Please donate so that I can teach English for a week in Zambia"
Person A "Good on you. That's going to look good on the CV"
Fauxlanthropist "Oh yah I know, but it's all about the kids really... it's amazing how much difference I can make to their lives in one week!"
Person B to Person A "I don't buy that spiel, he's such a fauxlanthropist"

by hugp June 30, 2014

Fauxing

Fauxing is a sexual act when a man wears a strapon harness to penetrate a woman sexually. His penis is not used for this act and may be confined in a cock cage or may simply not be used. Pronounced fox-ing

Tonight will not be unlocking your cock cage, get your strap-on and let's do some fauxing

by Evolving Your Man May 5, 2021

Fauxrange

Something that is to resemble an orange, but does not taste like one.

Man, this Sunny D taste like a Fauxrange.

by Jenirocks May 1, 2007

Fauxancée

Someone who is a fake fiancée.

She tells everyone that she is Brad's fauxancée but he is never going to marry her.

by Momma_1 July 12, 2015