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FATALITY

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY
by Implying713 July 6, 2011
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faptality

Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018
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Fatal1ty

Fatal1ty, who's real name is Johnathan Wendel, is the self-proclaimed "best PC gamer in the world". In all honesty he is one of the worst "professional" gamers alive today. Most true PC gamers also like to point out that his persona reeks strongly of homosexuality.

His existence has been greatly popularized by the release of ABIT motherboards bearing his same name. Regardless, no amount of marketing can rid him of his ever-present gay aura.
"Hi," shouted Johnathan, "my name is Fagtal1ty and I'm gayer than Ricky Martin on Christmas."
by Vayne March 23, 2005
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fatality

Extreme disappointment or displeasure in a situation.
Man, I was at the casino the other day on lost 3,000 dollars after winning it. That's fatality son!
by Ole_man_stetter December 14, 2010
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Midway Fatality

When a guy is making love to a woman, pulls out and yells "FINISH HIM!" to let her know he wants to cum in her mouth.
I was just going to pull out but then I decided I wanted a Midway Fatality right at the last minute.
by facetious savant January 5, 2011
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fatality

The car accident resulted in 1 fatality.
by Donny21644102 December 9, 2008
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fatality

A move you do in a dance club (taught by Urban Tea in Clubbin' Techniques 101) that involves coming up behind your partner, putting your right hand on the right shoulder and bending him/her over. Preferrably him.
"I was dancing with this chick and I hella fatality'd her."
by exProphecy August 24, 2008
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