A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
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Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016
Get the Fatoon mug.A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.
Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.
by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014
Get the Fattock mug.Fatoosie is a Sussy Baka who is very good at dance. Fatoosie is very smart. Fatoosie also has a nice curvy figure. Fatoosie has big bloody grippers. Fatoosie loves Jonah and writes stuff on his sendits. Fatoosie is married to Armand.
One day, Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie were dancing together and then Quandale Dingle asked Fatoosie to do pirouettes, but she fell.
One day,
Quandale Dingle, Winkie Dinkie and Solitary Cleaning Lillybutter were filming a movie called fairytails, but they asked fatoosie to be the troll, and she fell on her face and she said the famous quote: “Don’t worry it’s no problem”
One day,
Quandale Dingle, Winkie Dinkie and Solitary Cleaning Lillybutter were filming a movie called fairytails, but they asked fatoosie to be the troll, and she fell on her face and she said the famous quote: “Don’t worry it’s no problem”
by Fatoosie April 24, 2023
Get the Fatoosie mug.When a cat gets so chunky wunkey he becomes another breed a more epic bigger cuddler. For comparison a chonky bois tummy goes to his knee the fatto cattos tummy sits at his feet.
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