The fartuvial intermission was just long enough for Mike to slip below the pew in church, thus leaving his wife to take the blame for the foul smell.
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Fraternally Yours,
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by Skizzik January 8, 2008
Get the fraternally mug.The process that an individual goes through in the moments just before passing gas. It can be as simple as a blink of an eye, to an announcement such as, "Hey everyone, check out the sound I plan to make with my asshole!"
Bill: Ugh, who farted?
Sabrina: Tim did. I know his fartual; he scratches his shoulder just before he farts.
Sabrina: Tim did. I know his fartual; he scratches his shoulder just before he farts.
by The Divine Clock May 11, 2014
Get the fartual mug.Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).
The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating
by MasturBATing September 27, 2010
Get the Farturbating mug.Twins that do not look alike.
Most people think of identical twins when you say twins, but twins are just people that are born on the same day (as you should know if you are over 6).
Because of that, fraternal twins do look a little like, but not enough to be considered twins. Often it is assumed that they are siblings of different ages or cousins.
Most people think of identical twins when you say twins, but twins are just people that are born on the same day (as you should know if you are over 6).
Because of that, fraternal twins do look a little like, but not enough to be considered twins. Often it is assumed that they are siblings of different ages or cousins.
"This is Jane Doe, she's my-"
"Sister?"
"Yeah...But she's also my twin."
"Oh really. Yeah, that's why you look different." *snorts and walks away*
(Joann and Jane Doe at the same time) "Bye, ignorant human being who acts like they are six!"
Mary-Kate and Ashely are idiots...And they are also NOT fraternal. At least not naturally.
"Sister?"
"Yeah...But she's also my twin."
"Oh really. Yeah, that's why you look different." *snorts and walks away*
(Joann and Jane Doe at the same time) "Bye, ignorant human being who acts like they are six!"
Mary-Kate and Ashely are idiots...And they are also NOT fraternal. At least not naturally.
by Carynne No. December 11, 2006
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"Hey you guys were cooking in your mom's oven at the same time so that makes you identical twins or fraternal twins."
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