Fartstipation

Like constipation, only instead of not being able to poop, you can't seem to be able to push out that fart

Man I sure am fartstipated right now...I hate fartstipation.

by SparklySprinkles December 30, 2016

fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017