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Fartstipation

Like constipation, only instead of not being able to poop, you can't seem to be able to push out that fart
Man I sure am fartstipated right now...I hate fartstipation.
by SparklySprinkles December 30, 2016
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fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.
Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.
by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017
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