fartado

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.

Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.

by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013

fartmadougle

Filler word for things that trouble you and flick the mind! Kind of like a bleep word.

Dammit I left my keys in the car... FARTMADOUGLE

by Megocean June 9, 2018

fartpatch

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"

"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"

by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

fratpad

A sweet website with bros doing bro things in a house. Starring dustin zito from real world: Las Vegas

Before i got college i wasnt sure how guys interacted, so i took a quick peak at fratpad.com and now i understand.

by BiddySaucin April 18, 2011

fartpalm

When you facepalm with a hand you just farted on. Useful in analysis of the fart's contents. Especially potent when wearing knitted gloves or mittens.

I just fartpalmed and now my nose is burning. I have got to lay off the 4-alarm chili.

Ugh, dude! That's nasty. Fartpalm on your own time dude, not while i'm trying to enjoy my nachos!

by SoundSamK November 12, 2013

fartpartment

when you fart and it doesn't smell right away, but when you move, the fart escapes either a blanket, a baggy pair of pants, etc. The space where the fart hides is called the "fartpartment".

Clay: I accidentally let one slip as i was falling asleep. When i rolled over 20 min later and i got a brief, but intense whiff.

Ruben: It must have been hanging out in the fartpartment

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS June 20, 2014

Fartparty

At least 6 people sitting in a gym or public sauna, seemingly ignorant of the gigantic fart that is aggressively permeating their skin, hair and lungs.

I took a single step into the sauna at lifetime and realized those folks were in the middle of a fartparty! Either their noses were broke or they loved it -- I wasn't stickin around to ask which.

by Simpsonsmoviesucked May 7, 2018