Boobatoid Barthritis

A condition often developed late at night caused by not wearing a bra for an extended period of time and having the nipples rub excessively on the inside of ones shirt. Extensive studies have shown that the condition cannot be cured by Dr. Pepper.

"Agggghhhh!!!! I have serious Boobatoid Barthritis right now!"

by Schnazzy Mcgee April 16, 2009

carthritis

when you sit for to long in a car or other such places then try to skate but are stiff from sitting too long

Dude, it took us 3 hours to drive here and now i have carthritis

by zebb January 22, 2004

Arthritisexual

Attracted only to people that have arthritis.

Johnny spends his Friday nights at the pharmacy because he is an arthritisexual.

by Martin Luther king jr jr March 11, 2022

Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011

bad arthritis

Bad arthritis means big boobs. When one says bad arthritis they should have there hands in an boob grabbing motion, giving the appearance of having sore hands.

Damn did you see that girl back there? She had some bad arthritis!

by anonymous November 10, 2017

Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022