fartmentor

The source of a continuous emission of anus gas.

It sucks sitting next to a fartmentor in a movie with no escape in site.

by Frank Podesta &Frank Rosado January 20, 2018

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

flargument

When two study hall students are having a half - argument and half - flirtatious discussion concerning what is typically an unimportant discussion.

"OMG they are having another flargument!!!"

"They won't stop flarguing with each other!"

by annoyed in study hall December 1, 2009

Fargument

Fargument is when you are in an argument but its a fucking argument hence fargument

This fargument is over!

by YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY February 1, 2020

fargument

A fake or farcical argument, used as a form of gaslighting or social propaganda. One or more arguers supports an argument that they don't actually believe in.

So, I got into a fargument with this account the other day, and it turned out to be a bot.

by Thystle March 18, 2022

fartiment

Those kind of compliments that get said as a result of a brain fart or something utterly obvious.
A compliment coming from the obviousphere, showing such ignorance that you should be ashamed receive it or even appreciate it.

Mostly seen on socials, as a result of a boner draining too much blood from the brain.

"Woa, look at Sissy's video! She's so good at dancing!" (sarcasm)
"Lemme see! OMG, let me comment it! (thethirst is real now): <<WOA SISSY I LOVE THE WAY YOU DANCE MOVING YOUR MODY AT THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
"Well, duh, what a compliment, I'm about to get envious..." (sarcasm)
"She's so talented at dancing so dancily dancing, with all those dancy moves!>>"
"Quite a fartiment indeed..."

by NeatWolf May 21, 2018

farceumentary

Film genre that explores a fictional scenario that, while preposterous, is still very much a potential reality.

Examples include Idiocrocy, Ready Player One & Don't Look up.

"I've been saying for years that Idiocrocy is really more of a farceumentary than a comedy".

by AlphaDolt January 29, 2022