Fraternity

A frat is where all of the douche bags in highschool go to after graduation. Their now washed up football careers gone in the wind, they must find somewhere else to fit in for the next four years in order to not face their lack of passion and skill for anything but throwing balls and tackling people. So come join a frat! A multi thousand dollar buddies club where you can feel like you fit in somewhere, when in fact you're just a crowd following alcoholic sheep conformist with no real identity outside of your paid for "brothers" whos main hobbies include: getting drunk every day, failing classes, having sex with intoxicated women, developing alcoholism and getting stds, and judging other people for not conforming with your group of pretty boy preppy dickheads who think they're part of something bigger which is going to be gone before they know it.

Fraternity boy: Stupid gdi's everywhere, they make me want to just get drunk and fuck bitches to show them how cool we are!

"GDI": That's cool. While you're wearing your stupid polo shirts and salmon booty shorts with boat shoes, getting massively drunk every day and thinking it's a talent or something and not a drug addiction, neglecting the entire reason you go to college in the first place: to STUDY, and judging everyone who doesn't have to pay for their social circle with their parent's money, we'll be expressing ourselves freely, having a great time, and finding ourselves instead of trying to fit in with everyone else like always.

by Crumbusto August 20, 2014

The Delta Chi Fraternity

Delta Chi (ΔΧ) (del-ta kai) or D-Chi is an International secret letter College Social Fraternity formed on October 13, 1890, at Cornell University by 11 members and was initially established as an professional Fraternity for law students. Delta Chi is a member of North-American Interfraternity Conference (NIC). The Fraternity is headquartered at 314 Church Street in Iowa City, Iowa.

Sir Edward Coke

The spiritual founder of the Fraternity is Sir Edward Coke (pronounced "cook"). His idealism is best exemplified with one of his most famous quotes: "The King should be under no man, but under God and the Law."

Also known as D-CHI

Some Prominent Members of The Delta Chi Fraternity:

-Kevin Costner- Cal State Fullerton
-Ashton Kutcher-Iowa
-Kirk Fogg, Host of Nickelodeon show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
-Jerry Dozier, Vice President of Merrill Lynch
-Verne Drews, Vice President of Nabisco
-Mel Fisher, Famous Treasure Hunter
-Nelson Soler, Fullerton 1986 - Writer/Producer: "Lincoln Heights," "The Bachelor"
-Justin Tuck, NFL defensive tackle currently for the New York Giants.
-Jack Del Rio, Head Coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars
-Pat Gillick, former General Manager for the Seattle Mariners, current General Manager of the 2008 World Champion Philadelphia Phillies

by Padfootff March 2, 2009

Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.

"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(

by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

fraterniture

A girl that hooks up with Frat Boys all the time. Like the furniture in a frat house, she spends all her time under frat boys.

That Michelle girl had sex with too many frat boys. She is definitely fraterniture.

by drusopher March 4, 2008

fraterniture

A piece of furniture found in a fraternity house or other college residence, which has had multiple owners, questionable history, and unknown origin.

I knew someone who woke up pregnant after sleeping on a piece of fraterniture.

by Evan P. October 5, 2006

Fraternity Black Ball

If a black ball is rolling your way then be prepared for rejection. 'Nuff Said.....

Fraternity President: That guy who told his girlfriend all of our secrets has black ball rolling his way.

(Fraternity Black Ball)

by Anonymous Fraternity Man November 9, 2010

Acacia Fraternity

Often shortened to "Acacia," or simply AKAK in some of the proud Southern chapters, Acacia is an international fraternity (thanks, Canada!) with a rich heritage. The guys generally have clean houses, pull decent grades, and know how to foster a genuine connection in the overwhelming nothingness of a vast, unflinching cosmos. These guys take pride in their creative party drinks and signature Acacia Gummies. Their national philanthropy raises money for kids whose lives suck and need medical treatment their parents can't afford. What they lack in general campus recognition, they make up for in top-tier party reviews authored by elite committees comprised of the most important and beautiful Party Review Babes™.

Stephanie: Are you hitting up Acacia Fraternity tonight for their Night on the Nile party?

Ellie: Yeah, it's the only time I'm really willing to go to a costume party IN COSTUME, you know what I mean?

Stephanie: Yeah, but their gummies are worth wearing a slutty toga all night.

by AllAboardTheMemnon July 2, 2016