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fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.
"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"
by tradesman April 1, 2003
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sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?
by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021
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fart cart

All small cars with twatish big bore exhausts.
I wish would turn the engine off on that Fart Cart while he is parked there, I cant hear the fucking telly.
selfish boy racer twat corsa show off
by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015
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fart cart

a foldable shopping cart often seen being used by the elderly and other pedestrians to haul their groceries home.
don't forget to bring your fart cart to the farmers market! you know you always buy more than you intend.
by supercarrot April 19, 2006
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fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.
Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one
by Cacity July 14, 2019
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Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"
Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!
by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013
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Magic Carpet Fart

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"
by James Livitski December 21, 2007
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