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Farmster

A hipster who works on a farm, usually for slave wages, because it's "authentic." They can be often spotted on weekends at urban farmers markets, where they extol the virtues of home-made cheese and fresh vegetables like a glassy-eyed member of a religious cult.
That farmster was cute, but she wouldn't shut up about her garlic. She talked about it like some people talk about Jesus.
by Tom Tom Tommy N July 12, 2011
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fapstation

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.
This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.
by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011
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fagstacles

People, places, things, or events that get in one's way which are gay; either literally or figuratively.
There exist many fagstacles along the road of life.
by HomegirlBooty March 31, 2023
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mike faist

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.
Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.
by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017
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Fapstagram

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.
Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.
by longshottie August 19, 2013
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farscape

One of the best shows on tv. Confusing to the simple and dimwitted but great to people who know what good tv is. Great characters, special effects, story. It ended too soon. www.savefarscape.com
Farscape is "sexy, intelligent, and exciting".
by TB October 31, 2003
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fagstradomas

When you realize that all you’re buddies are Fags, but you realize it before they did.
Wow, you guys are fucking gay? Yea he called it, Chris is a fagstradomas
by Carlhouser December 7, 2018
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