Fartooted

Audible fart heard by another person

oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fartootled

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.

I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

fagpoot

a fag to the most extremem extreme

Tom is a fagpoot, because he likes little boys...

by Shawn Montyyyyyyyyyy December 12, 2008

Fagpoot

Faggot to a higher degree than normal.

T-Hi.
S-Hi, Idiot.
T-You're such a fagpoot

by Tom Tizzle December 14, 2008

Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

fartooted

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted

Sorry everyone I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023