The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

farmer's tan

A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.

Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!

by kwirk June 11, 2005

farmer's tan

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

farmer's tan

a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.

Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!

by YouThinkIKnow? August 28, 2009

Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

Farmer's Tan

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.

Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.

by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011

Farmer's Tan

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.

Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!

by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008