Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

fareen

The most amazing,beautiful person ever to exist

“Fareen is so pretty“

by MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA February 1, 2021

fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".

"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."

by Katrina J. January 28, 2008

fartening

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

by rustyn January 13, 2008

farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

Fakeness

Overload of faking.

I can't stand being around this fakeness.

by Cstar December 1, 2013

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009