farfuganugan

series of farts, most likely from a whoppie cushion like in lil' rascals

"oh whoops must hav a bit of a farfuganugan"
"its ok hehe"

by Darla hudeen August 30, 2009

Farfromdrunken

(a) Stone cold sober
(b) Designated driver who happens to own a Volkswagen vehicle

Him: Are you at all interested in a hook up, fräulein?
Her: No, I'm Farfromdrunken.

by ET_Bill January 8, 2012

Farfunda

Also spelt Farfundada for some fucking reason, It's the battle cry of the Dung Defender from Hollow knight.

Pronouced Far-FOON-Da

"Farfunda! Hear the cry of the shield of the king!" Man on the Internet, Youtube.

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 12, 2023

fatfurrycock

fatfurrycock is one of the most annoying and retarded fucking instagram user to exist their art looks like 2020 traumacore art and they post stupid shit on their story like those ugly ass anime dudes and go on to say shit like “oh.. im so mental illness :P” just overall an piece of shit person and waking up everyday is painful!! because everyone had to remember!! she exists!!!

oh boohoo im crying over my little manga anime boyiesss im crying so much such pathetic behavior if you ever see this person on your instagram feed just know that you can use everything in their page to actually realize how much you are better then this i bet you if ted bundy saw this motherfucker he would say “wow this person is so fucking pathetic it’s depressing what a stupid fag this shit really really really really makes me wanna stop abusing women and leaving them in my tiny ass car and actually go out there and get a happy family and have a wonderful daughter who becomes the worlds best lawyer!! actually the more i look at this person “fatfurrycock” the more i wanna blow my head off on a hill”

that’s exactly what he would say if he saw fatfurrycocks page

not even scientists can find a cure to this thing that is fatfurrycock i bet in their research fatfurrycock is literally a whole new mental disorder in a human form!! and how the fuck is that even possible?? well it somehow is BECAUSE FATFURRYCOCK IS THAT MUCH OF A PIECE. OF. SHIT!!!!!!

FUCK FATFURRYCOCK

person 1: yo have u seen this insta page named fatfurrycock?

person 2: what kind of fucking name is that who is retarded enough to use that name

person 1: well this person is lol

by vzombiefag August 6, 2023

Farturbating

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

Farfren

A friend who lives very far away in another country.

I have a farfren in the UK who is crazy as The Mad Hatter.

by Bookwriter July 12, 2020

farturd

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

by Teh Azn October 21, 2010