slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.

Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.

by San Te February 9, 2018

Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019