a person with an enormously large dick.
by taylaah. January 24, 2007
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Most of the people who post "definitions" on UD. Will piss themselves and get Butthurt when ever somebody disagrees with them.
If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.
The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.
If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.
The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.
fantard: z0r000000mG, h4lo r teh best0rz vidya gaem EVAR, i mastrobat 2 1t!!!11!!!1
fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK
fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK
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Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?
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Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?
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by surf fantard December 10, 2012
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At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!
He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.
Brandon knows everything.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!
He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.
Brandon knows everything.
by infoholic39 January 3, 2019
Get the brandon fayard mug.A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.
They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.
Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.
They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.
Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.
"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."
by MM132 January 6, 2013
Get the Combusting Fantard mug.A Rastafarian. Rich family. Spoilt, hates work, takes money off parents, has lots of cheddar. Smokes too much ganja, flassing deh pon a endz. Sends texts to wrong doops, always fly. His a gyalis who should heng up. Choof one more time, hol' a medz. Always chasing a good-good. Has no dups DWL. A mi fi tell yu, breathe easy Bill. Sells marijuana permits at the airport. His also a tour guide, takes tourists to marijuana farms. Tells everyone to smoke their herb or give it to doops, if they don't want to end up in prison. DWL. Fayard is naughty when high, does stupid things, must stop.
by chill babes January 16, 2018
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