Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 28, 2017

Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen August 16, 2005

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010

Fank

A Facebook Wank.

Ok bro i'm just going to have a Fank then come right over..

Ohh god that was a good Fank.

Tonight Im gonna have a ripper of a Fank over that girl I saw in town.

by KevinMcc27 December 24, 2011

fank

To masturpate over a person/persons/groups of persons on facebook, or any sort of social networking site (persons must be over 18, or it is known as paedofanking).

I fanked one off to your mum last night

by kris!!? April 13, 2008

Fank

the process of enjoying ones 'alone time' on the popular social website Facebook.

1. Ed: Where have you been all morning?

John: Oh...you know...wanking...on facebook...fanking

2. to self: that was a pretty good fank

by Johnny Fanker March 03, 2011

fank

Fank- is short for either fat skank or fucking skanks.
Plural fanks (fucking skanks)
Fankish- fucking skankish
Fanky- fucking skanky
Fanked- to become a fucking skank

If they dont like my haircut they are fanks.
That girl is a fank.

by Jman1987 February 25, 2008