fartiste 

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

fartiste by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

Fantastistache 

A mustache so utterly fantastic it goes beyond the normal definition of mustache. Only the manliest of me can grow the fantastistache due to its near mythical nature and legendary reverence. A fantastistache denotes great strength, bravery, and warrior status.

Undeniable in its allure, women swoon in its sight and long to be nuzzled by its powerful yet gentle caress.

As it grows the universe trembles for the fantastistache attracts pure power incarnate. He who controls the fantastistache controls the Universe and all within its realm.

Notable fantastistaches include Asterix the Viking, Tom Sellek, and Mario.

Hey, man, nice fantastistache!

Fantastistache by marchhare28 March 10, 2010

Fartist 

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

Fartist by leolion87 November 30, 2011

fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities

'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.

fartistry by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

fagatistical 

A homosexual (male) that is completely in love with his own gayness and believes no one is as gay as he.

I was excited to show Stephan my new manpurse but he just went on and on about how much better his was... he is just so fagatistical I cannot stand it!

fagatistical by Schmo August 8, 2014

Anti-fanatism 

Anti-fanatism is discarding all kinds of fanatism. Being a fanatic leads to death, destruction and hatred.

Anti-fanatism looks for options that are perpendicular to the known scales like socialist-liberal. We need to free our mind from -isms and learn to see things in different ways, that will open for cooperation and drop competition and fighting each other.

This also goes for religious fanatism, racism and sexist fanatism and so on.

It is also called Non-ism.

Anti-fanatism does not like socialism nor liberalism.

Anti-fanatism by Dudo22 December 28, 2011

Fartist 

fart•ist
/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.

He was an escape fartist.

Fartist by roguemaiden December 13, 2016