Facebook Myth

Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.

Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"

David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."

Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."

by Mitts the Tits October 18, 2012

Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.

Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"

by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

Facebook Live

The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.

Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"

Rae:"What happend?!"

Leah:"Facebook Live.."

Rae:*Cringe*

by Rae$ December 28, 2016

Facebook Mom

A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.

“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”

“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”

by ilikemen:) April 11, 2021

facebook

A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.

Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.

by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010

Facebook Attention Question

A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)

Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?

by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011

facebook psychosis

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.

Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016