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facebitch

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook
"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"
by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008
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Facebonk

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral
"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"
by Sneeky Dave again September 29, 2009
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facebefucked

The emotion experienced by urban dictionary editors that is caused by a massive overload of definitions of names which in turn is caused by a fucking annoying comment on facebook that urges idiots to post the definitions.
God, all those names! We've been facebefucked!
by pistov February 4, 2010
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facebitching

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.
"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."
by tshu4 August 6, 2009
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faceboo

when you try to go on facebook and type it into your browser too quickly and forget the "k." Then that google search engine thing pops up.
www.faceboo.com

damn it, i forgot the k.
by totesboss April 23, 2008
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Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.
Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011
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Facebonkers

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.
"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."
by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009
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