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Doctor of Fartology 

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

fartology 

the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas
I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.
fartology by funny fellas January 12, 2014

AP Fartology 

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.
I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.
AP Fartology by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !
1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

Faptology 

The scientific study of masturbation and the pleasure it brings to everyone, every where.
Dudeeee I got my PhD in Faptology! I can now make official statements about how you're not groping your schlong hard enough!
Faptology by Cringetality December 17, 2016
A branch of science that deals with fat "human beings"
I'm Dr. Rj, director of Fatology Department; tonight, I'm going to discuss why obese people causes global warming.
Fatology by innerworks123 April 4, 2017