failface

Failface is when someone tries to insult you but they fail miserably at it.

Can be used with careface & tryface.
Could be conjugated with the word epic making it epic-failface.

Stop slinging fail cakes around and saying this afterwards. You should probably eat one of those since you're so failface.

by Nicole Careface March 3, 2009

Fairymare

a story/life event in which your wildest fantasies culminate in a horrific finale.

Haven, the smoking hot, big-titted, nympho, was deepthroating my cock when unexpectedly my shaft was shredded by her teeth; thats when I realized I was in a fairymare.

by Furst Haven March 8, 2010

Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.

1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.

by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

Poopy Fartface

Poopy Fartface (adjective)

A childish word used to describe somebody. Usually used as an insult to describe someones actions.

Man, Stephen was a real poopy fartface when he killed my dog in Minecraft.

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

fairytale

1) something that was made up for a childs purpose of amusement, usually invovleding knights, dragons, fairys, and things of the like.
2) something humans call when they cannot possibly ever comprehand and since thusly fearing it so they call it to a fairytale.

human: THIS IS ALL A FAIRYTALE!!!

by Ashleii December 1, 2002

Fartface

Annoying People

Shut up you fartface

by The Peoples March 6, 2019

fairyfart123

Fairyfart123 is the number #1 famous tiktoker. They are always right and they never miss.

"Oh my god! Look! It's fairyfart123! The one that never misses!"

by stickytape3727727 December 24, 2021