Fairfag

Someone who complains, either in real life or on the internet, about any fight that isn't exactly and 100% "fair." This may or may not be a fight in which the fairfag is even involved. To the fairfag, every fight, no matter what the cause, is somehow a sport with corresponding rules and not a situation in which the primary goal of each party is to beat the other party up.

In some cases it is caused by general naivete and a sheltered life, while other times it is caused by disingenuous attempts to show chivalry, especially around females.

After hearing about a fight in which the winner distracted the loser and clocked him while he was looking away, Bob the Fairfag complained that it wasn't a fair fight.

by ksd80 October 21, 2009

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

failbag

1.(n.) An unflattering insult told to someone after they have not succeeded in a goal, or have continuously proven to be useless to those around them.

2.(n.)(vul.) A disgustingly mishapped breast.

3.(v.) to failbag; The act of missing a mark so entirely that an individual embarrasses themselves entirely.

1. "Go home and cry yourself to sleep you failbag."

2. "Those aren't boobs, those are failbags."

3. "There goes Jimmy, failbagging it again."

by Nathan Pyrokai May 6, 2008

failage

A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.

<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!

by Oroku December 27, 2007

Failage

To completely miss the point of the excercise. You have gone beyond failing. You have hit Failage.

When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.

by KMLWMO September 14, 2010

Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.

1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.

by Salamence July 17, 2010

failbag

Someone containing a large amount of fail.

Carile is such a failbag, she's only sixteen and already has three kids.

by Kitsuneboom September 9, 2009