Failbait

Any action, person, or situation that is destined to fail.

Did you see that poor guy trying to pick up the hot chick? Failbait!

That nerdy guy has failbait written all over him!

Don't go to Creamfields this weekend, the lineup sucks. It's totally failbait.

by Mysera May 22, 2011

Failmail

Failmail is the pinnacle of failure or the result of a consistant string of failures and is often used to describe someone else's helpless situation

"He's got failmail!" to describe someone in the process of failing

in a different context "What's wrong with him?" "He just recieved some failmail" or "some failmail just arrived in the post"

or can be used as an insult; "Thats a terrible idea, check your inbox for some failmail you bad"

by SabaJamal June 3, 2009

failbait

Internet stalker jailbait.

See jailbait...

That guy's total failbait.

by DoubleAW June 29, 2006

Failmail

The email that you send and then realise that someone was copied in who shouldn't be.

From: Darren
To: James
CC: Karen
Subject: Karen

Don't you think Karen is a total slut?

From: James
To: Darren
CC: Karen
Subject: RE:Karen

Failmail dude...

by Jaybone_81 January 21, 2010

failbait

jailbait for internet stalkers

The girl online wanted to hook up with me, yet she was 15. I don't need no failbait

by Tora-kun June 29, 2006

Failbait

When an online paedophile is caught and prosecuted in the process of attempting to lure or groom young females.

Prison officer : Oi, nonse. What u doing back on this wing?

Paedophile : Oh it turned out that girl i was grooming over the internet was really just a impersonator from the police service. She was total
failbait

by hcnerfekaj May 26, 2009

failbait

A cute girl who appears to be under 18 and whom would be classified as jail bait but in actuality is older than 18.

Bob: Dude that cute chick is TOTAL Jailbait. Jack: umm she's actually 20. Bob: Man that's Failbait!

by Imakittymewmew November 15, 2010