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Failpee

When you attempt to pee but the primary stream splits off into two separate streams, both of which miss the toilet. This is due to residue in the penile cavity.
I just took a Failpee and now there is pee all over my bathroom floor.
by Awesomoiderpwn June 16, 2010
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failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.
Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.
by UrMommmm!! April 1, 2010
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Failpalm

1.) The process of facepalm, but a step beyond. You instead, go for the facepalm, but miss the face.

2.) This is a higher degree than a facepalm, when facepalm just isn't good enough.
Person: Hey, guys!
You: What?
Person: I'm a level 139 in Runescape!
You: -Failpalm-
by SeaJae February 16, 2010
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Fairpods

Wireless white earbuds that look like airpods but are connected to an Android device.
Hey did you see that kid? He’s got Fairpods in!
by BigSuffi March 6, 2019
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Fairport

basically, it's the Mayberry of Rochester. The only stuff you can do here is a.) go to clawson's b.) go to "the coffee shop" c.) go bowlling d.) go see a movie/go to the mall. It's known for being snobby, but idk why b/c no one is really a snob. Oh, and the kids here are OCD about sports...if you don't play a sport, you are frowned upon.
Fairport, a small village in Rochester known for the saying "Once a Raider, Always a Raider"
by Whitnee June 29, 2008
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Fairps

An abreviation mainly used by hipsters and other cool people to shorten down the phrase " fair play "
You did well today..."fairps"
by .Big Daddy June 7, 2017
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Fairport

a.k.a. Fair"pot" Unlimited supply of weed.
Where can I score weed, Bro?...... Dude,.....It's Fairport!
by POMBTTIAR July 25, 2011
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