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lane lag fag

Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.
Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.
by Stan West April 18, 2005
mugGet the lane lag fagmug.

Jet lag fag

A jet-lagged person who goes to sleep with Skype on and does not respond to anyone who talks to him/her online. His/her friends would usually get annoyed by this person and call him/her a Jet lag fag.
on Skype:
2:00 PM Gil: heyy whats up Alan!
2:06 PM Gil: how was your break.
3:57 PM Gil: Jet lag fag.
4:08 AM Alan: Huh?
by dadcamehomewithstd February 24, 2011
mugGet the Jet lag fagmug.

Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017
mugGet the Fag Lagmug.

Lag Fag

When you lag on Lilly because you're in a relationship. >:(
Dude, you're being a real Lag Fag!
by daddy squash June 24, 2020
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

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