When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.
Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.
by Kike Man March 6, 2010
Get the Failagram mug.A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.
<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!
by Oroku December 27, 2007
Get the failage mug.Fad, also known as Vladlallah Smirnoff Kozlov, is tall-ish for his age, slim as a stick and extremely gullible. He seeks nothing and is a master rizzler. He is one to accidently rizz up 2 women up who he does not actually like. Vlad is ignorant yet politically correct. Fad loves asian women who have big booba.
by Titan of Beds June 5, 2023
Get the Fadlallah mug.When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.
by KMLWMO September 14, 2010
Get the Failage mug.1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.
by Salamence July 17, 2010
Get the Failage mug.Bill: OH MY GOD CHEZ! Turn off the gay porn, you're causing so much faglag.
Daryll: But I like it, please don't make me turn it off!
Bill: Don't cry, eat a carrot.
*Daryll throws controller against bedroom wall*
*...then eats a carrot.*
Daryll: But I like it, please don't make me turn it off!
Bill: Don't cry, eat a carrot.
*Daryll throws controller against bedroom wall*
*...then eats a carrot.*
by Afromole June 18, 2009
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