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faggage
Sarah, "So what's up with that guy you're seeing?"
Howard, "Yeah, well, I had to break-up with him."
Sarah, "Why? He was so hot!"
Howard, "Hell yes he was hot but he just has WAY to much faggage!"
Howard, "Yeah, well, I had to break-up with him."
Sarah, "Why? He was so hot!"
Howard, "Hell yes he was hot but he just has WAY to much faggage!"
faggage by prettymilktruck November 24, 2007
Faggage
Friend 1: Hey, there's Lisa.
Friend 2: What? Shit, don't let Rebecca see her. Those two have some serious faggage.
Friend 2: What? Shit, don't let Rebecca see her. Those two have some serious faggage.
Faggage by Wittimancer August 8, 2010
failage
When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010
faghag
1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones. 2. The female, usu. heterosexual primary companion of a homosexual male. Also known as The Alpha Hag. 3. An "iffy" heterosexual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. Also known as a FagStag.--FagHaggish adj.--FagHaggishly adv.--FagHagism n.
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