Faglag 

The kind of lag one would experience on xbox live caused by a player watching gay porn.

Bill: OH MY GOD CHEZ! Turn off the gay porn, you're causing so much faglag.

Daryll: But I like it, please don't make me turn it off!

Bill: Don't cry, eat a carrot.

*Daryll throws controller against bedroom wall*

*...then eats a carrot.*

Faglag by Afromole June 18, 2009

faggage 

Someone who is gay and has a lot of emotional or relationship baggage.

Sarah, "So what's up with that guy you're seeing?"
Howard, "Yeah, well, I had to break-up with him."
Sarah, "Why? He was so hot!"
Howard, "Hell yes he was hot but he just has WAY to much faggage!"

faggage by prettymilktruck November 24, 2007

Faggage 

Situations, or past experiences that cause or warrant homosexual tendencies.

"Wow, Michael sure is acting differently since college... I think he came on to me yesterday!"
"Yeah, he seems to have a lot of faggage."

"I have a hard time believing Brian is straight, he just has a lot of faggage."

Faggage by D. Bagg January 30, 2012

Faggage 

The mental baggage left over from a previous gay relationship.

Friend 1: Hey, there's Lisa.
Friend 2: What? Shit, don't let Rebecca see her. Those two have some serious faggage.

Faggage by Wittimancer August 8, 2010

failage 

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

fagbagger 

someone who bags fags

bwaha...look at that faggbagger

fagbagger by eyephuqdyamum April 13, 2005

faghag 

1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones. 2. The female, usu. heterosexual primary companion of a homosexual male. Also known as The Alpha Hag. 3. An "iffy" heterosexual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. Also known as a FagStag.--FagHaggish adj.--FagHaggishly adv.--FagHagism n.

faghag by Ann January 4, 2003