To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.
You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.
by Danizilla January 16, 2010
When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.
"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"
"omg what a facestalker!"
"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."
"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
"omg what a facestalker!"
"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."
"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
by Luisa and Savannah July 29, 2008
by Deemolay January 06, 2010
To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.
Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."
by Matie Chulick July 04, 2009
A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
by Number13 September 20, 2010
A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
by facenessnessness February 05, 2010