facestalk

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

by beanstalkninja March 15, 2009

facetank

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

by African Jezus February 6, 2009

Face-Stalk

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker

"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"

by thefacestalker April 26, 2009

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007