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face shot

1. When you jizz all over a girls face.

2. Skier lingo for when your shredding the pow pow and the powdery snow hits you right in your face. (this is generally considered a good thing)
1. Chris: "Wow Molly is a lying cheating slut, she deserves a face shot."

Will and Jamie: "True that, dumb sluts usually like face shots anyway."

2. Alex: "Holy shit that line was epic! i was getting face shots the whole way down!"

Christian: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet, but those were nothing compared to the face shots i got in france."
by ChrisCrossKilla February 20, 2008
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faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.
Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status
by toddrabies September 9, 2010
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Faceshooter

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.
"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."
by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007
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FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.
"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.
by FaceWriter March 26, 2010
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faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.
by rickabone January 26, 2011
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face shot gang

Face shot gang is when a group of guys perform a circle jerk and attempt to all climax at once, and at the last second all bend over to receive a facial from the guy next to them.
"Hey, you wanna join the boys and me for a face shot gang again tonight?"
"naw man, Edgar jerks like he's trying to pull start a lawn mower"
by Mike Scarn October 14, 2023
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FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone
Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...
by Clone54 February 8, 2014
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