fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

fanshitting

verb. to fanshit, fanshat, fanshitting

What a fanshitter does, create or seek unnecessary drama.

Why does my roomate like fanshitting all over the place?

by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

by rickabone January 26, 2011

Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤

Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good

by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.

Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.

by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017