facepunchiaophobia

The fear of moderators on the forum Facepunch Studios.

Person1: Dude, did you post that thread on Facepunch?
Person2: No, man, I have Facepunchiaophobia...

by Dacheet May 22, 2010

facepunch studios

A great, yet quite unknown forum for the HL2 mod 'Garry's mod'.

While the forums are quite strict, it's a good thing.

'Fuck yeah, facepunch studios!'

by goatc April 24, 2008

Facepunch Forums

A popular forum, used mainly for downloading files for a mod for the ground-breaking game, Half Life 2. It has also developed general topics where be can talk and socialize with other members. See Garry's Mod

"Did you hear about the new announcement at the Facepunch Forums?"

by V3nom June 13, 2007

Facepenis

Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."

Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.

by soulless cornell student June 27, 2009

Facepunked

A process invented by Sean Kirkland that uses Facebook to prank people.

Dang, I just got facepunked when Sean sent a message to all my friends telling them to post knock-knock jokes on my wall. I got like 200!

by falophal July 27, 2009

Facepunch

A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:

-You can get banned for posting the word "the".

-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.

-You can get banned for breathing.

-You can get banned for thinking about something.

-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.

Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.

Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.

by Da Milkman October 21, 2009

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019