faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.

"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."

by babyboomusica January 1, 2008

Faceplame

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010

facehausen

Noun or verb. To facehausen is to invent insane or even impossible events at remote locations for yourself on a Facebook account in your own name on which you have also invented a fantasy profile. The aim of a facehausen may be to blow smoke over your actual activities and profile, to reward idle curiosity with absurdity, or simply to have fun and generally ass around. By extension, a facehausen is any elaborate ploy in which a patently impossible claim is made or stance is taken in sarcasm, in order to deflect a line of ad hoc interrogation--in place of rendering the woefully dull "It's none of your freaking business." Formed from "Facebook" and "Münchausen," the latter in reference to The Fantastic Adventures of Baron Münchausen, in which the Baron claims to have had many bizarre and even impossible escapades. Related to "tweethausen," a similar ploy, but more succinctly purpetrated on Twitter.

I set up a Facebook account with my name and the profile of Indiana Jones. Nobody noticed the facehausen, so I actually started wearing a fedora and leaving my office by the window instead of the door. I drew the line, however, at ransacking flea markets for crystal skulls.

by Guthlac A May 7, 2011

Faceplams

Verb: The act in which one performs he action of facepalm caused by embarrassing or ridiculous things.
Noun: A very cringey person with the lack of inability and skill.

Meaning 2: Woah, that person is such a faceplam.

Meaning 1: I just faceplammed from you saying that. Or,

She just faceplams when he says something annoying.

by Faceplam November 20, 2016

Fauxplause

When an already proper famous person drops the name of another legendary person for the sole purpose of inducing a moment of applause while being interviewed themselves.

“Joe McHollywood” on late night prefaces a story by stating, “...so I take the movie part, show up to the set, and the first person I meet is none other than Robert deNiro himself...(applause for mentioning deNiro)...and then I proceed to tell HIM to go get me a sandwich mistaking him for a commoner and not recognizing him through his makeup.”

The moment while a studio audience is applauding for the mention of an even bigger star is the fauxplause.

by Fun conundrum June 16, 2018

Faceplace

Faceplace a place for a face in the vagina area childrens faces leave the place (vagina) male faces sometimes female faces go to the said place (vagina)

I will be getting some faceplace action on.

by Gi-Jo-Maker September 26, 2021

fapplause

An applause but with your foot. Clapping using your feet.

His hands were full of bags so he had to settle with a fapplause.

by maetr1x April 8, 2025