FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.
"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"
by Eric Cartman February 19, 2005
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faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.
I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.
by Markirus October 20, 2009
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faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.
"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."
by babyboomusica December 05, 2007
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Faceplant

1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.
Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."
by F. Sancho August 11, 2009
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Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards
Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?
by Gert November 26, 2003
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Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.
Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!
by Hoju ju December 15, 2010
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Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
by WBS3 March 07, 2008
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