tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

by facegoop May 26, 2011

Faceparty

the worlds most selective website on earth, invites only by the admin team, free events/parties, exerllant social networking site, definitly not a dating site as people are banned for whoring themselves.
the site everyone hates on because they were band for being a knobber!

Faceparty is utopia!

by samwise50pence January 15, 2009

FaceParty

A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.

"I thought faceparty would be great, but then I saw through the bullsh*t"

by Nicky March 11, 2005

facepants

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

faceplant

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.

A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.

by doi May 4, 2009