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facerat

a person who has a persistent presence on Facebook, posting frequent vulgar, stupid, useless, and uninteresting comments; a mallrat on Facebook.
I tired of seeing the garbage that Joe is posting every five minutes . Please show me how to unfriend this facerat.
by Biblioda July 21, 2011
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Facedating

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
by Nectar man September 3, 2009
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Facecation

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.
JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."
by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008
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faceHarmony

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.
WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.
by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010
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facehab

1) A place where facebook junkies can go to detox and overcome their addiction.

2) A term for taking a break from over-using facebook.
If you don't stop posting comments on my wall like a social media whore I'm going to have you checked into facehab.
by krankiboy January 20, 2011
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facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.
Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.
by doughbrough November 20, 2020
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mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.
Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat
by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006
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