facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Facebukkake

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.

Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

by Things About Portland that Sux July 17, 2009

facebukoholic

Addiction towards Facebook.

She was a facebukoholic

by Anaasdf August 18, 2010

facebuns

The buns that are on face. They are thought of in certain mystic circles as "cheeks." These things are used for chewing, slapping, sucking, or making perverted noises out of.

I hate when my stepdad pinches my facebuns!

by ApplePie_MMMM February 27, 2011

Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

by EL TEL May 8, 2012

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

FaceBukake

Using FB to show your Ex all the hot chicks you are banging now that you no longer in a sexless/funless/lifeless completely sufficating relationship with her! -KJP

Dude, seriously those pix of you at CampVagas, awesome and totally FaceBukake

by hotrocksguy July 13, 2010