Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

by willers222 December 18, 2008

facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Facebukkake

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.

Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

by Things About Portland that Sux July 17, 2009

facetalk

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

by carlos514 October 14, 2007

facebukoholic

Addiction towards Facebook.

She was a facebukoholic

by Anaasdf August 18, 2010

facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

Faceballs

The use of facebook to either 1)impress the opposite sex because in real life (face to face) the person would not have the guts, or balls, 2) using facebook as a forum to bash others when in real life (face to face) they would not have the guts or balls to do so.

Dave sure does have alot of female friends on his facebook, how come he never gets together with any? Dave has faceballs, he could never be as cool in person.

And
Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.

by Iamctaz2u April 19, 2010