facebag

a person who uses facebook as nothing other than a place to go on a conservative rant about everything. eventually requiring that you hide them from your page.

i had no idea my brother was such a FACEBAG! he sounds just like Glen Beck.

by thecave February 3, 2010

Facebag

A derogatory term indicating distain for the person it is directed towards.

"Welve Facebag" - Hello kind sir, I find your face to be displeasing (see "welve")

"You're some facebag boy" - Hello my friend, you re-define stupidty

"He's some facebag" - I do not care much for that fellow

by Crustymusicstudent March 7, 2007

FaceBag

Similar to a douchebag, a word made from conjoining the famed "your face" insults and the conotations of bag that have been brought on by the word douche bag. A word both insulting in nature and pretty ridiculous. Try it on your friends!

"God! You're such a Facebag, you ate the last slice of pizza!""I'm a what?!"

by Fredrick Southingston December 29, 2008

Facebag

Someone who uses Social Media without care or etiquette resulting in an appearance of being a douche. Comments meant to be comedic or snarky that come off as really douchey.

One must be prudent when posting on Social Media otherwise the risk of being a Facebag is evident.

That webpage is full of Facebags, I posted a puppy pic and they all told me to kill it.

I commented about the out of focus pictures on that page and the moderator wiped my thread, what a FACEBAG!

by Johnscreekjimmy January 15, 2021

time travel facebag

A bag put over one's face to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

"Dude, I put a time travel facebag on yesterday and when I took it off it was today!"

by CheshireBeagle December 24, 2007

Facetag

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

Facelag

The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.

Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.

by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011