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fetal sex

The act of having sex with a pregant woman and going so deep that you actually have sex with the unborn baby.
Dan:"what did you do last night?"
Bernie:"Fetal sex"
Dan:...
Bernie:...
Dan:"gross."
by fklja February 27, 2009
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Rucking Fetard

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.
by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010
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Feta Clunge

A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.
Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.
by GaryArnold August 8, 2009
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rucking fetarted

funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.

noun: rucking fetard
"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."

"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
by luke knudson October 30, 2006
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Fetal Punch

1.) To cause a developing fetus in the womb to bleed by an excessive external force, enduced upon the stomach, and cause premature, deadly, birth.

2.) A simple way out of a fun Prom night gone wrong.

3.) A developing fetus punching the mother from inside the womb.

4.) When a chick is giving you head, and right after you blow your load in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach, so it looks like she just came out of the womb.
Yeah, that guy got so wasted last night, when he found out she was pregnant, he had to fetal punch her real good; else that bitch woulda narked!
by Zack Behm and Alex Cohen April 29, 2005
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fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.
Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.
by arnie123 April 22, 2010
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Fetal Attraction

Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.
I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.
by DerekGibney July 7, 2008
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