one eyeing it

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.

P: how much has jim had to drink?

Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?

P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it

by Perrotta December 17, 2008

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

eyeing out

looking someone up and down, as if wanting to fight.

as i was passing by, he was eyeing me out like i owed him some money or something

by girl March 19, 2005

earing sexual orientation

Describes the subtle message of sexual orientation by where a guy wears his earing. Right means gay while left means a fornicator.

That guys earing is on his right ear, I think he's gay. (Earing sexual Orientation)

by MateoDerecha December 4, 2005

California earing

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)

The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.

by MongledMonkey July 1, 2003

Brown-eyeing

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".

After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".

by mungingjack August 9, 2015

Eringobragh

originates in old gaelic and means "ireland forever"

on st. patrick's day, many irishmen were heard shouting "eringobragh"

by erin June 17, 2006