Exomnia

Exomnia is a disorder caused by excessive concern for one's ex girlfriend/boyfriend. Characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Associated with impairments of daytime functioning or marked distress for more than 1 month.

Man, I hardly get sleep these days.

Still can't get over your silly ex gf? Dude that's exomnia.

by StillNotJoshie June 28, 2010

exoomf

Exoomf stands for "ex-one of my followers" on Twitter; a former follower. Derived from the phrase oomf.

exoomf is still subtweeting me months after I softblocked them.

by Mayor Me April 2, 2020

Eorm

When you go to manually spell out “work” and miss type, instead creating “eorm” in its place.

Sorry boys, I have to leave for eorm in 5 minutes.

Eorm recently has made me depressed…
Manual Eorm Jerks

by HeyItsJ1 August 16, 2023

exorcist

an exorcist is just a priest yeeting the demon out of you

“you need an exorcist”

by geneheybebeffw July 2, 2018

the exorcist

Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.

Scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.

by Mariah August 12, 2004

Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.

Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

rugrat exorcist

synonymous for child psychiatrist.

"You can only see your kid two days a week, one of which you have to take him to see this rugrat exorcist." -- Two and A Half Men

by Dr. Lubezki October 21, 2013