Excrete The Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

group excretion

A more formal type of group poop.

“Yo kinda wanna have a group excretion rn.”
“Bet, everyone we’re going to GE”

by 96virgins February 29, 2020

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004

Classical Excretion

The act of listening to classical music whilst pooping.

I love to practice classical excretion with my friends and family.

by s0upyx September 19, 2023

excrete teeth

One that speaks shit

One who has lack of oral hygiene

A witty insult

Fuck off excrete teeth, your talking shit

by xJezzx May 17, 2006

Dew Fuel Excretion

One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .

Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.

by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006