Excrementally indifferent

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

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Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

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Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

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The piling on of more and more shit i.e. in a work environment. This came to me while I was thinking about the ongoing difficulties one of our senior managers was causing. We were working on a project for her and every time we were close to completion, she would change her mind or make more and more outrageous requests. The word is a combination of incremental and excrement. So the next time you are in a situation of any kind where the shit keeps mounting, you my friend, are in an excremental situation.

The project will not be completed due to the excremental shenanigans of our boss.

by Hopeyalikeit October 17, 2013

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excrementalism

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity

When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.

by jmikegra October 31, 2008