Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

Excelerosis

A degenerative disease in which otherwise seemingly healthy individuals become completely incapable of operating outside of MS Excel.

Due to the Project Manager's advanced case of Excelerosis, we are continueing to operate on data that is out of sync with the database by almost half a year to produce a "current" dashboard of project milestones.

by hightidetech October 23, 2009

excalibur dick

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

relationship escalator

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

by Enuja August 26, 2013

Excel Saga

Excel Saga:
A parody of many amine series. Very bizarre, yet very entertaining.

I watched the first episode of Excel Saga yesterday, and thought I was in a dream.

by Dr Funk October 27, 2003

excelcite

The neo upperclass who use pleasuredomes (exclusively)

"..used exclusively by the excelcites who are the neo upperclass"

by bobagopa May 17, 2021

anal excavation

When renting a bulldozer becomes necessary to clean out the asshole before anal sex is performed

Jim got all horned up on mic ultras this weekend and wanted to perform anal sex on his girlfriend. Being prepared, Jim had to call in Tom's anal excavation service to clear the path through the woods in order for Jim to go pound his big block Chevy in the mud hole

by crystallakewasted September 24, 2015