Exciterbated

Being incredibly excited, amped, or stoked about an event or notion, to the point one finds immense pleasure thinking upon it.

Herald was so exciterbated about the upcoming road trip that he almost soiled himself.

by Technoholic June 20, 2011

Examsterbate

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exasturbate

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

Exasperated female

A little bitch that hides behind a definition.

Hey look It's a Exasperated female, fuck off!

by Exasperated male September 22, 2021

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion caused by masterbating

I am so Exhausterbated.

by Bater99 May 4, 2011