by PISSED October 22, 2003
The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
by T-Boner22 May 2, 2006
EX Wife could be the most dangerous animal on the planet.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
by Shannon (Twinkie) November 12, 2007
A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.
Also like the archery target idea.
Also like the archery target idea.
by m October 30, 2003
exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.
A particular man's wife.
A stand to hold up a archery target.
A particular man's wife.
A stand to hold up a archery target.
by Bubba February 18, 2003
A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.
"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."
by bosshogg November 13, 2016
Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016