A town in Ulster County, New York. Such a shitty little town, I had to make the definition for it just now because nobody's ever heard of it. Even people who live in Port Ewen have never heard of the place. Contains a Chinese take out restaurant, marina, pharmacy, and that's about it.

You: "I'm from Port Ewen."
Friend: "Where?"
You: "I don't even know, man."

Port Ewen by hamburgertime April 5, 2011

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anne-ewenn

Anne-ewenn is a wonderful person. She is really a sunshine, and will care about anyone who is nice to her. She has beautiful clothing taste and a cat, whom she is probably trying to name mamacita. she is the one person you want to find yourself facetiming at 1 am to randomly talk about your life. Last but not least, she is a very intelligent girl :)

you: one of my friends wont talk to me im sad
anne-ewenn: just you wait i will be your best friend from now on

anne-ewenn by damn.its.seven.am November 30, 2020

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ewena

A person that has no daddy but bashes forknife and is a bitch

Damn Ewena u so bitchy

ewena by Ewena... October 28, 2020

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