Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm

"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"

by AKiller December 28, 2009

Edarem

Edarem, also known as "The Schnozz", is an older man whose fame as a YouTube personality has grown exponentially since September of 2006. Edarem posts new videos quite often (despite, or perhaps because of the fact, that he is old and literally insane) that sometimes feature him singing, dancing, lip synching, talking, or all of the above. His tastes range from TV theme songs ("Scrubs", "Walker, Texas Ranger") to classical pieces ("Khachaturian's Sabre", "Hungarian Dance"). It should be noted, however, that Edarem also likes to posts videos about his adventures in his life, ranging from trips to Wal-Mart to a video in which he trims the branches of a tree with a chain saw. Edarem has started to edit his videos; his skill can be seen in a video, 2:17 in length, of a Robin in a bird bath that does nothing more than stand about. Given the quirky, obsessive nature of Edarem's material, it is possible that he is a paid actor.

"You seem tired this morning, honey. What's wrong?"
"Nothing, Mom. I was just up watching Edarem's YouTube Channel until 3:00 a.m. last night!"

by swimbikerun May 17, 2009

eBareass

To post embarrassing pics of yourself or others on a social network.

My buddy took pictures of his drunk friends at a party and posted them on Facebook. The next morning his friends realized they were eBareassed.

by NPSanto October 29, 2010

Maddie Ewart

a female who although is charismatic and beautiful, is a member of the Illuminati

Person #1 "My favorite shape is 100% a triangle!"
Person #2 "Lol you're such a Maddie Ewart!"

by I'm trolling you February 13, 2018

Ewrecktion

When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.

I was hard & ready to go, but I knew I'd gone too far when she gave me an ewrecktion.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

by Luiggi April 28, 2008

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008